Boy, war can stir up so much dazzling display of patriotic fervor. First, the initiative came from the top, with the renaming of French Fries to Freedom Fries. Inspiried by their representatives, members of public bought French wine and ceremoniously poured them into gutters. No doubt, extra shipments of French wine must have been imported to satiate this sport. Then that girl from Dixie Chicks badmouthed our gallant president. So the patriotic public rose to the occasion and began the boycott Dixie Chicks music. Not satsified by simple boycott, the public wished to expunge the band's music from earth. Therefore spontaneous bonfires were set up on the neighborhood sidewalks all over the nation, and CDs of the vile country band were consigned to the flames Every little bonfire a small echo of Opernplatz, Berlin 1933, that other great cleansing movement.