Two recent headlines I've seen:

1) Company newsletter:
"Firefighters help burn victims" -- Are the firefighters the good guys or the bad guys?

2) This morning on CNN.com
"Head of U.S. Hostage Found" -- I'm sure the "U.S. Hostage" organization must be happy their leader has been discovered.

And in other news, on the 35th anniversary of Apollo 11, the (Republican controlled) House drafted up NASA's budget for next year, which will be less than the budget this year, and $1 billion short of Bushie's request of $1B more for his "visionary plan." This pretty much means Bush was all talk (but you knew that all along). The sad thing is that the general public probably still believes Bush really cares about sending people to Mars in his vehicle to explore the crew all while reducing government income and mass spending in Iraq.